A list of puns related to "Protractor"
But it gets the point across
Protractor: measures 90 degrees Protractor General: SQUARE UP!!
It was a math made in heaven.
Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!
But a ruler? That's where I draw the line.
I think my dream of becoming an excellent farmer will not be realized any time soon.
They use protractors.
I’ll never be a protractor.
In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler. He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.
He had bought his protractor in school.
With a protractor
Because they're protractor
Because he wanted a protractor.
I got arrested. They found a ruler, a pencil and a protractor. I was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction
A protractor
She said she "needed a protractor". I asked her if an amateur one would work. Wife has been giving me the stink eye ever since. Totally worth it.
My little sister was talking about doing mathematical proofs and she said "well, in the step I use a protractor to measure the proper angle, etc..."
Dad: "Well you sure can't use an amateur tractor for that!"
A man carrying a ruler, a protractor, and a calculator was arrested tonight for being in possession of instruments of math instruction.
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