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HΓ©llo everyone! I have read many of your posts that how your mental health have improved after you left Islam. So I write this post to show you how a man from 7th century can mentally fuck up billions people by his ideology. Buckle up! The hardcore muslims, you will love this post.
1 - Let start with something simple, NO STANDING WHILE DRINKING and no pissing toward the direction of the Kaaba.
>Anas reported Allah's Apostle (ο·Ί) disapproved the drinking of water while standing.
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>Sahih Muslim 2024a - Book 36, Hadith 148 - https://sunnah.com/muslim:2024a
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>Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ο·Ί) as saying: None of you should drink while standing; and if anyone forgets, he must vomit.
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>Sahih Muslim 2026, Book 36, Hadith 153 - https://sunnah.com/muslim:2026
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>It was narrated that Jabir heard Abu Sa'eed Al-Khudri say: "The Messenger of Allah forbade me from drinking while standing and from urinating while facing the Qiblah."
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>Grade: Sahih (Darussalam) Sunan Ibn Majah 321 - Book 1, Hadith 55 - https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:321
2 - How about eating, the same rule: STANDING WHILE EATING IS EVEN WORSE. (I guess many of you already know the rule of no eating with your left hand)
>Anas reported that Allah's Apostle (ο·Ί) forbade that a person should drink while standing. Qatada reported: We said to him: What about eating? Thereupon he (Anas) said: That is even worse and more detestable (abominable).
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>Sahih Muslim 2024b - Book 36, Hadith 149 - https://sunnah.com/muslim:2024b
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>Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported Allah's Messenger (ο·Ί) having said: Do not eat with your left hand, for the Satan eats with his left hand.
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>Sahih Muslim 2019 - Book 36, Hadith 138 - https://sunnah.com/muslim:2019
3- DON'T EATING FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATE BEACAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE BLESSING DESCENDS.
>Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:
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>That the Prophet (ο·Ί) said: "Indeed the blessing descends to the middle of the food, so eat from its edges, and do not eat from its middle."
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>[Abu 'Eisa said:] This Hadith is Hasan Sahih. It is only kn
I mean there are schizophrenic people who think they are in contact with the God, thus it's pretty obvious that prophets could've been schizophrenic too. People believed them because people didn't know that schizophrenia is a thing. And you know, if I were to say that I've been in contact with the God, everyone would've called me mad.
I had this thought because, I recently had a friend that had a psychosis, not necessarily from psychedelics. She was however convinced that she is an angel sent from heaven to stop the spread of COVID-19. And that she had spoken to God.
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Salam all,
Growing up, I used to hear elder family members tell us about the dreams in which they have seen/heard/felt an Imam or the Prophet (SAW). Hearing these stories would make me feel better in difficult times. I wonder if any of you have similar stories and would tell us about one in the comments.
In my case, I would say that the one that stuck with me was one about me that my father had. In this particular dream, the 12th Imam (AS) came to my father to tell him to advise me not to feel sorrow if I were to remain alone. From childhood until now, I have more often than not have had to deal with a state of loneliness and now being an adult nearing 30 and still experiencing it often, I am realizing that this may be a state I will remain in for a while and it brings me sorrow. However, learning that Imam al-Mahdi (AS) has this amount of consideration, care and compassion for me makes me feel more valued and understood and reminds me that this life is temporary.
Thank you for anyone who will take the time to read this, like it and/or reply to it. I often come on this sub because reading the posts and being read always makes me feel better. It is a great community.
May Allah bless you all :)
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