I was thrilled when my manager told me that my current project was β€œone for the books”.

Then I found out that it was being shelved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuddenSasquatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickertreater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A good project manager makes updates.

A bad project manager makes up dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Vampires make great project managers

They always try to keep stake holders happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyPeeved
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Emerson, Lake, and Palmer walk into a bar . . .

Picture it. June, 1971. London.

Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.

Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.

Nothing can spoil this evening.

Enter King Crimson, their bitter rivals in experimental jazz-fusion symphonic rock.

A chill hits the air, but they manage some level of civility.

Fripp even manages to put aside his seething anger at Lake for defecting to Emerson's new project and stands a round for all.

It's unclear exactly when Hawkwind arrives, but the strained emotions soon give way to genuine cheer and good will.

Lemmy, their basist at the time, could have that effect on people.

Unfortunately, he also later looks directly at Lake, points at Fripp and company and asks, "Waren't you wiv his lot?"

The police report explains that the ensuing fracas lasted for about 30 minutes at caused at least Β£4,500 (Β£56,604.93 in 2021, or $78,480.75) in damages, several broken bones and uncounted stiches.

The scrum finally calms down after Peter Gabriel, who was [throwing darts](https://darthelp.com/articles/the-history-of-darts/#:~:text=M

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevRob330
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.

They were out of SCOPE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greg_zielinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:

We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.

I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"

He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"

I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Utsis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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