Problem Gambling Puns

A list of puns related to "Problem Gambling"

Where can you look up the definitions of drug abuse, alcoholism, and problem gambling?

Addictionary!

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👤︎ u/KillerFlea
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the buddhist monk with a huge gambling problem?

He likes Tibet

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👤︎ u/DitMasterGoGo
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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"What's the one answer to the question 'Gambling Problem?' you don't want to hear?

You bet. At 63, my dad's had plenty of practice

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👤︎ u/chibacha
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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Let's Go To Vegas!

My older brother texts my Dad and me today and says, "Let's go to Vegas tonight." Never one to be interested in gambling, my Dad suggests going to one of the nearby Indian Reservation casinos. The problem is, the local casinos have only card games - so my brother responds with, "Nah, no craps."

My Dad's response, "Then just take one before you go."

I chortled.

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👤︎ u/phanfromcheese
📅︎ Dec 21 2014
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