Need some digital printing puns for name badge

Anybody got any printing puns, i work in a digital printing store and i need a little slogan for my name badge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnolan1995
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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Went to a money printing factory today

The machines didn’t really make cents to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leftydude777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My first try at 3D printing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitnage
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I bet the guy who first sold printing paper made...

A4tune.

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I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.

Such font memories...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I stole a money printing machine but I can't figure out how to use it.

It just doesn't make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchizofrenicFish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mindlesssavage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?

He was getting a head of himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeshanator98
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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My friend got me while printing.

Me: Dude, this printer is printing so slowly.

Him: Well I guess you can't call it a s-PRINT-er then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legithmus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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Overheard this at a photo-printing kiosk

Daughter: Why is this thing being so slow

Dad: Someday my prints will come

Daughter: DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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I laughed, the dad turned around and smiled at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azsunyx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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Old newspapers are printed on broadsheet, new ones are compact

Oh how the Times have changed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.

Who wants some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My printer was making music so I checked it out.

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeMyAxe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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"Leopard print" blouse
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?

Because he didn’t know the fax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out

Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".

Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marjers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest

Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forko23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?

..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because then it would be "darc"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vilateral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'

Until I fell into a printing press.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I printed this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.

Apparently it was big news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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He can provide you with fresh prints.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?

I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownwardSpirals
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What does Playboy use to print their magazines?

Boner toner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumbertoL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered β€œS”s to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the β€œS”s, the snail replied:

When people watch me drive by they’ll say β€œLook at that S-car-go”

(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FemaleDadClone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Working with the raw materials I get imgur.com/BtgDLGt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaussWanker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TPWPY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*

Me; "What are you wearing??" Dad; "its my crop top"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Printed two copies of a bear picture and gave it to my son today.

Then greeted him β€œIt’s December.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HauntedMotive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Times New Roman, Arial, and Sans Serif walk into a bar

Before they can order a drink the bartender yells

"Get out, we don't serve your type here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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get your ass kicked
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShauryaAg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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The pun is in the fine print
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskjempe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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3D printers can print guns now...

I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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More name woes...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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How do you track Will Smith in the snow?

Fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackfish270
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.

Who wants some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Easy. Just look for fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMOmosie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomLOoL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in snow?

You look for the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceGubbleBum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?

You follow the fresh prints

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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