Need some digital printing puns for name badge
Anybody got any printing puns, i work in a digital printing store and i need a little slogan for my name badge.
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︎ Sep 05 2017
Went to a money printing factory today
The machines didnβt really make cents to me
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︎ Aug 31 2020
My first try at 3D printing
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︎ Jan 24 2019
I bet the guy who first sold printing paper made...
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︎ Nov 09 2018
I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I stole a money printing machine but I can't figure out how to use it.
It just doesn't make cents.
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︎ Nov 24 2016
Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?
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︎ Feb 25 2016
Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?
He was getting a head of himself
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︎ Jul 14 2018
My friend got me while printing.
Me: Dude, this printer is printing so slowly.
Him: Well I guess you can't call it a s-PRINT-er then.
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︎ Mar 25 2015
Overheard this at a photo-printing kiosk
Daughter: Why is this thing being so slow
Dad: Someday my prints will come
Daughter: DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
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I laughed, the dad turned around and smiled at me.
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︎ Dec 23 2013
Old newspapers are printed on broadsheet, new ones are compact
Oh how the Times have changed.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iβm not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
"Leopard print" blouse
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︎ Nov 11 2020
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why didnβt the printer print the fake news?
Because he didnβt know the fax!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest
Tomorrow, Iβm going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I printed this.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
He can provide you with fresh prints.
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︎ Sep 18 2018
Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?
I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What does Playboy use to print their magazines?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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︎ Dec 22 2017
A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered βSβs to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the βSβs, the snail replied:
When people watch me drive by theyβll say βLook at that S-car-goβ
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
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︎ Oct 29 2019
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︎ Feb 18 2020
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*
Me; "What are you wearing??"
Dad; "its my crop top"
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︎ May 19 2019
Printed two copies of a bear picture and gave it to my son today.
Then greeted him βItβs December.β
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Times New Roman, Arial, and Sans Serif walk into a bar
Before they can order a drink the bartender yells
"Get out, we don't serve your type here!"
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︎ Aug 16 2020
get your ass kicked
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︎ Jan 25 2020
The pun is in the fine print
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︎ Apr 28 2019
3D printers can print guns now...
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
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︎ Sep 20 2019
More name woes...
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︎ Jan 16 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iβm not impressed.
Iβve had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ May 11 2019
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
Iβve had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 07 2020
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