Principled Puns

He was caught using fowl language.

(I came up with this, but I'm sure it's been done before)

Mike pence during tonight’s debate.

Cole’s Law

Which means I have vice principles.

Avocadro's Law

Now it's just beer.

a lack of principles

The problem was, as soon as I thought of the punchline, I forgot the set-up, and vice versa.

It was exactly what I expected.

You boil the hell out of it!

My girlfriend is making a shirt with a chibi NES controller on it. We are at a loss for puns related to the NES. Any help please?

had to explain to them I lost interest and decided to become a principle.

It goes against their corn principles.

I'm home for the holidays so I was lying down in my room when suddenly my brother and father burst in! My brother is holding a tape measure.

They say "Hey, check out this new physics we've invented!" while my brother fiddles with the tape measure.

I looked up and with a mixture of horror and resignation I asked "What?"

"It's the principle of BELLYTIVITY!" while stretching the tape measure between their belly buttons.

Cackling they both ran out of the room.

I'm stuck here for five more weeks. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

If you can be induced to compromise your principles for money, that makes you a horrible person.

^^^([whoreable])