Then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show
But they were all shook up.
He can't help falling in love with you.
Ahmal Shooq-Up.
Gelhouse Rock.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
Who doesn't Love Meat Tender!
He said, "Uhuh."
I said, "Thank you very much."
Shank you. Shank you very much.
.... Pelvis Presley
Elf-is Presley!
Elfish Presley
Pelvis Presley
- George Washwington
- Leonarcrow da Vinci
- Eagle Allen Poe
- Harry S. Toucan
- Teddy Dodosevelt
- Charles Duckens
- Octavian Owlgustus
- Flysaac Newton
- Benchicken Franklin
- Gullysses S. Grant
- Vincent Van Goose
- John Lhawk
- Charlecrane
- Pengthoven
- Nikquaila Tesla
- Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
- Charles Darwren
- Rheasus Christ
- Broodha
- King Loony XIV
- Nenepoleon Bonaparte
- Mahootma Gandhi
- Winstint Churchill
- Genghis Swan
- Pladove
- Aleggsander the Great
- Paul the Apostail
- Lark Twain
- Dante Aliturkey
- Michelangswallow
- Cardinal Marx
- Albatross Lincoln
- Robin E. Lee
- Adolf Swiftler
- Alextanager Hamilton
- Ibis Presley
- Ronald Raven
- Arnestotle
- Emuhammad
- Sir Francis Beakon
- Tchaikovskylark
- Christfowler Columbus
- Finchard Nixon
- Henry VIII
- Albert Einstork
- Thomas Jayfferson
- William Shrikespeare
- Woodcock Wilson
- King Chorioles I of England
- Johann Sebastian Flock
Edit: formatting
Elfish Presley.
Actually my wife told that joke, but I am a dad so I am telling it to you.
Him: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Me: I don't know...
Him: Elf-is Presley
This is going to be a long day.
I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
Has anyone else had this?!
Elf'is Presley
