Twelvish Presley.
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Pelvis Presley
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What can't Elvis Presley help to do?

He can't help falling in love with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supevict
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Elvis Presley wrote a song about where he styled his hair.

Gelhouse Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:

Ahmal Shooq-Up.

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I've always wanted to start and Elvis Presley themed Steakhouse...

Who doesn't Love Meat Tender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
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β€œI have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses.

It will be for people who love meat tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepew13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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"Can you cut my hair like Elvis Presley, please?" I asked the hairdresser.

He said, "Uhuh."

I said, "Thank you very much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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What does Elvis Presley say after a jailhouse fight?

Shank you. Shank you very much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inventsoftware
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBeard308
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Who's Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaffleFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elf-ish Presley

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Who is Santa's favourite musical artist?

Elf-is Presley!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer-_-Bro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole

Elfish Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky-Luca22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertino0317
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captbodgers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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Who is the king of the little people?

Elfish Presley.

Actually my wife told that joke, but I am a dad so I am telling it to you.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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Dad just walked in the door before Christmas dinner

Him: Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Me: I don't know...

Him: Elf-is Presley

This is going to be a long day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obso1337user
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Do you know who Santa's favourite singer is?

Elf'is Presley

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