What can't Elvis Presley help to do?
He can't help falling in love with you.
Elvis Presley wrote a song about where he styled his hair.
Gelhouse Rock.
Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:
Ahmal Shooq-Up.
I've always wanted to start and Elvis Presley themed Steakhouse...
Who doesn't Love Meat Tender!
βI have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
"Can you cut my hair like Elvis Presley, please?" I asked the hairdresser.
He said, "Uhuh."
I said, "Thank you very much."
What does Elvis Presley say after a jailhouse fight?
Shank you. Shank you very much.
Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeletonβs favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....
.... Pelvis Presley
Who's Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-ish Presley
Who is Santa's favourite musical artist?
Elf-is Presley!
I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole
Elfish Presley
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley
This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
- George Washwington
- Leonarcrow da Vinci
- Eagle Allen Poe
- Harry S. Toucan
- Teddy Dodosevelt
- Charles Duckens
- Octavian Owlgustus
- Flysaac Newton
- Benchicken Franklin
- Gullysses S. Grant
- Vincent Van Goose
- John Lhawk
- Charlecrane
- Pengthoven
- Nikquaila Tesla
- Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
- Charles Darwren
- Rheasus Christ
- Broodha
- King Loony XIV
- Nenepoleon Bonaparte
- Mahootma Gandhi
- Winstint Churchill
- Genghis Swan
- Pladove
- Aleggsander the Great
- Paul the Apostail
- Lark Twain
- Dante Aliturkey
- Michelangswallow
- Cardinal Marx
- Albatross Lincoln
- Robin E. Lee
- Adolf Swiftler
- Alextanager Hamilton
- Ibis Presley
- Ronald Raven
- Arnestotle
- Emuhammad
- Sir Francis Beakon
- Tchaikovskylark
- Christfowler Columbus
- Finchard Nixon
- Henry VIII
- Albert Einstork
- Thomas Jayfferson
- William Shrikespeare
- Woodcock Wilson
- King Chorioles I of England
- Johann Sebastian Flock
Edit: formatting
Who is the king of the little people?
Elfish Presley.
Actually my wife told that joke, but I am a dad so I am telling it to you.
Dad just walked in the door before Christmas dinner
Him: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Me: I don't know...
Him: Elf-is Presley
This is going to be a long day.
Do you know who Santa's favourite singer is?
Elf'is Presley
