For those who donβt know what a power plant is
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My daughter asked me "What is a unit a power?"
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︎ Apr 12 2021
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
When is a nap considered a power nap?
When you feel recharged afterwards.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I own a solar powered food maker.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
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︎ Jan 01 2021
With great power
Comes great electricity bills
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Why are gas powered cars part of the LGBT community?
They have a transmission.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
If I have a solar-powered phone, and I use it to make a callβ¦
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Whatβs the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
After getting my first vaccine I asked the nurse what super power do I get, but she just looked straight through me.
Looks like I might have invisibility!
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I was experimenting with the power grid of my house
The results were shocking
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I have the power to ejaculate a pretty good distance.
Iβm surprised at how far Iβve come.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Ever since the power company shut off my electricity
Iβve been in a very dark place.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Sons.....
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︎ Feb 08 2021
The power went out when I got my COVID vaccine, and I got lost in the building.
It was a shot in the dark, but I found it!
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︎ Feb 27 2021
How do you measure the power of love?
In jewels
It's an engineering joke
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︎ Feb 24 2021
[OC] Fire power
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
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︎ Feb 11 2021
(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Power play coming up.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
The power of my nun-chucks
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What is a musicians favourite power tool?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What was Tesla and Edison's rock band called?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
The very first self-driving vehicle was invented by the Amish in the 1700's...
..the horse was great, the car was a little buggy.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why did the power line not go to prom?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Iβve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
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︎ Nov 21 2020
With great power comes...
...a lot of work over a short time.
Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Great power, great responsibility, etc.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Scared af
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︎ Nov 02 2020
A pregnant mare can run faster than a horse
Because it has 2 horse power
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Why are pictures of Polar Bears always so powerful?
Because they're on polar roids.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Bullets are real odd
They only do their job once theyβre fired
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?
A Chi-horse
Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made
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︎ Dec 11 2020
With great power
Comes great electricity Bill
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I own a solar powered food maker...
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︎ Mar 19 2021
With great power comes...
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