33 Hilarious Poultry Show Puns

Spa day for my chookies! They all loved it, getting ready for the poultry show this weekend. reddit.com/gallery/qlck1m

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👤︎ u/ChickieChick90

📅︎ Nov 02 2021

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Poultry Farms in Apartment 13D Show Scale of Pandemic-Aid Fraud bloomberg.com/news/featur…

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👤︎ u/plato_thyself

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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Poultry Farms in Apartment 13D Show Scale of Pandemic-Aid Fraud bloomberg.com/news/featur…

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👤︎ u/plato_thyself

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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This infographic shows what the different cuts of meat are called on beef, pork, lamb, and poultry.

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👤︎ u/Ducky_Barnes

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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Podcast episode about Poultry shows!

Hi everyone! We have a podcast about obscure subcultures, called Subscurity, and we did our fourth episode on the wonderful world of poultry competition!

Sharing here in case any of you are interested in giving a listen or sending in feedback/questions!

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👤︎ u/subscuritypodcast1

📅︎ Jun 02 2021

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Potato Patcch 3 years in the making... When we first got chickens, this was their run (we hadn't learned about pastured poultry yet), then last year our pigs were here and rooted it. Finally for the last month or so our 3 piglets have been here and rooted again. Shows what animals can do for you!

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👤︎ u/mara2019

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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Poultry Shows

Does anyone have any information on virtual poultry shows? I want to show my silkies but don’t want to go anywhere due to the virus.

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👤︎ u/Glittering-Ice3736

📅︎ Feb 07 2021

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My super photogenic rooster ! He wins me all kinds of awards at poultry shows . He’s so lovey . (Black Japanese bantam , 2 yoa)

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👤︎ u/Baldi_Homoshrexual

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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Having trouble keeping your poultry in the yard or pasture they belong in? This quick and easy video will show you how to trim their flight feathers safely and end the struggle of keeping chickens safe and where they belong once and for all. ❤ youtu.be/CSxnoIlUuZs

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👤︎ u/TheNamelessHomestead

📅︎ May 14 2020

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Poultry Farms in Apartment 13D Show Scale of Pandemic-Aid Fraud - KRAMERICA INDUSTRIES!!!! bloomberg.com/news/featur…

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👤︎ u/cvaninvan

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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I know this is not that relevant but I wanted to show you my new fanart of Grian and Poultry Man.

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👤︎ u/VarientGalaxy

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Virus on the Poultry Line (2020) - Hidden camera footage from inside U.S. poultry plants shows workers in close proximity as COVID-19 hits the meat industry. Fault Lines follows workers and their families to look at the sacrifices that have been made to feed America [00:25:38] youtube.com/watch?v=mjCW3…

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👤︎ u/nywriter03

📅︎ Oct 21 2020

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Colour distribution of over 150 eggs at the Billington Poultry Club 2020 Spring Show. The apparent, darker outlier is accurate, it was laid by a Cayuga who start off by laying almost black eggs! v.redd.it/vqnat8bu7ql41

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👤︎ u/nevstyles

📅︎ Mar 09 2020

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Yo /r/FoodLosAngeles! Thank you for the response to my last video :)! Made a new video about live poultry markets in Los Angeles, their importance, and I also show you an awesome whole roast chicken recipe. youtube.com/watch?v=Phbnj…

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👤︎ u/BootyWizardAV

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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Having trouble keeping your poultry in the yard or pasture they belong in? This quick and easy video will show you how to trim their flight feathers safely and end the struggle of keeping chickens safe and where they belong once and for all. ❤ youtu.be/CSxnoIlUuZs

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👤︎ u/TheNamelessHomestead

📅︎ May 14 2020

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Theme for a hypothetical Poultry Man TV Show

Poultry Man, Poultry Pan,
Does whatever a poultry can.
Throws 'round eggs, with his hands.

Likes to bother a mustached man.
Look out! Here comes the Poultry Man.

Is he strong? Listen, guy.
Not everyone can fly.
Can he soar with his mask?
Take a look above the mast.
Hey, there! There goes the Poultry Man!

In the chill of night, at a certain sphere base,
like a streak of light,
he's gone with chickens in his place!

Poultry Man, Poultry Man,
friendly neighborhood Poultry Man.
Wealth and fame, he'll ignore.
Trolling is his reward.
Look out! There goes the Poultry Man!

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👤︎ u/agent3xq

📅︎ May 08 2019

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Greetings from France! I am an exchange student, and what you Americans refer to as a "goodboy". Would anybody care to show me how I might acquire poultry goujons? I haven't eaten since I left, because my host family says I should "try new things". PLEASE HELP

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👤︎ u/Milkshaketurtle79

📅︎ Jul 22 2018

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Having trouble keeping your poultry in the yard or pasture they belong in? This quick and easy video will show you how to trim their flight feathers safely and end the struggle of keeping chickens safe and where they belong once and for all. ❤ youtu.be/CSxnoIlUuZs

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👤︎ u/TheNamelessHomestead

📅︎ May 14 2020

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Miss Isla Bevan, holding prizewinning goose at the 41st annual Madison Square Garden Poultry Show, 1930

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👤︎ u/eaglemaxie

📅︎ May 21 2019

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Research: Pig virus, porcine deltacoronavirus, shows cross-species transmission to poultry outbreaknewstoday.com/res…

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👤︎ u/thinkingrabid

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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US poultry data show big reductions in key antibiotics cidrap.umn.edu/news-persp…

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👤︎ u/-yoctoetiam-

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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N.C. poultry worker arrested after video shows him stomping, throwing chickens usatoday.com/story/news/2…

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👤︎ u/lnfinity

📅︎ Dec 10 2015

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Ohio cancels poultry shows and gatherings for all fairs, swap meets, and auctions amid bird flu outbreak bigstory.ap.org/article/6…

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👤︎ u/thundercleese

📅︎ Jun 03 2015

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Superbugs rampant in China’s poultry products, study shows scmp.com/news/china/polic…

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👤︎ u/mrbcyber2

📅︎ Feb 18 2017

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All poultry shows at the Ohio State Fair and county fairs across the state have been canceled this year because of the threat of a deadly bird flu virus, the state's agriculture department announced Tuesday bigstory.ap.org/article/6…

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👤︎ u/DoremusJessup

📅︎ Jun 02 2015

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One of the contenders in the National Championship Poultry Show in England. imgur.com/a/dDNVA

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👤︎ u/clib

📅︎ Dec 04 2017

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Fort Worth Stock Show renovates cattle, poultry barns in $16M project fortworthbusiness.com/new…

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👤︎ u/rusty-Q-shackelford

📅︎ Dec 14 2018

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This Shit Tastes a lot like Chicken | Suspension of New Poultry Inspection System Plant Shows that Privatized Inspection is a Failure commondreams.org/newswire…

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👤︎ u/megasoid

📅︎ Apr 23 2018

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Ouija, which chicken will be the winner of the 2017 Ohio National Poultry Show?

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👤︎ u/bowloclock

📅︎ Feb 07 2017

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The alpaca and poultry show is on at the Melbourne showgrounds! So much cute!

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👤︎ u/ishyy

📅︎ Jul 12 2014

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From alpacas to poultry, agriculture census shows Washington’s farming roots spokesman.com/stories/201…

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👤︎ u/Vailhem

📅︎ Apr 29 2018

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Possible Theme for Poultry Man TV Show (X-Post with r/Grian and r/PoultryMan)

Poultry Man, Poultry Pan,
Does whatever a poultry can.
Throws 'round eggs, with his hands.

Likes to bother a mustached man.
Look out! Here comes the Poultry Man.

Is he strong? Listen, guy.
Not everyone can fly.
Can he soar with his mask?
Take a look above the mast.
Hey, there! There goes the Poultry Man!

In the chill of night, at a certain sphere base,
like a streak of light,
he's gone with chickens in his place!

Poultry Man, Poultry Man,
friendly neighborhood Poultry Man.
Wealth and fame, he'll ignore.
Trolling is his reward.
Look out! There goes the Poultry Man!

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👤︎ u/agent3xq

📅︎ May 08 2019

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Theme Song for possible Poultry Man TV Show (don't worry, I know he's not Grian) X-post with r/PoultryMan and r/HermitCraft

Poultry Man, Poultry Pan,
Does whatever a poultry can.
Throws 'round eggs, with his hands.

Likes to bother a mustached man.
Look out! Here comes the Poultry Man.

Is he strong? Listen, guy.
Not everyone can fly.
Can he soar with his mask?
Take a look above the mast.
Hey, there! There goes the Poultry Man!

In the chill of night, at a certain sphere base,
like a streak of light,
he's gone with chickens in his place!

Poultry Man, Poultry Man,
friendly neighborhood Poultry Man.
Wealth and fame, he'll ignore.
Trolling is his reward.
Look out! There goes the Poultry Man!

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👤︎ u/agent3xq

📅︎ May 08 2019

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