What do you eat when your Pop Tarts get stuck and break in half in the toaster?

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📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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What was John Lennon's favorite kind of Pop-Tart?

Strawberry-filled. Forever.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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How did The Beatles like their pop tarts?

Strawberry Filled Forever

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👤︎ u/Ahernia
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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What do you call a holy pop tart?

A pope tart!

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📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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Obituary for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N Fresh

The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.

The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What breakfast was a musical sensation?

A pop tart.

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📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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I burned 400 calories this morning.

My Pop Tarts got stuck in the toaster.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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God said come fourth John and...

...receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/Flame_CK
📅︎ Nov 17 2017
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Spit this gem out on accident

I needed my shirt ironed and my sister volunteered to help. For some reason we were saying "iron" and "ironing" as "earn" and "earning". Accent jokes, ha. The following ensued:

Me: "Hey Thanks again for earning my shirt"

Sis: "No big deal, it's easy really"

Me: "Yeah. Do you want this pop tart?"

lifts pop tart

Sis: "Really? Sure."

Me: "You earned it."

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