6 Hilarious Pinky Finger Puns - Punstoppable 😜

Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"

It's because it's MY pinky.

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👤︎ u/Sthymia20

📅︎ Apr 22 2019

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Knowing the measurement from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinky finger is pretty handy.

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👤︎ u/-Kfrey

📅︎ Apr 18 2019

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(points to pinkie finger) "You know why the Chinese don't use this finger?"

"Because it's mine."

^^Not ^^my ^^dad ^^but ^^I'm ^^still ^^in ^^agonizing ^^pain ^^over ^^this ^^joke

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👤︎ u/pottos

📅︎ Oct 22 2013

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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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👤︎ u/lucaewings27

📅︎ Jul 06 2018

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I was polled: “When counting to five on your fingers, where do you start?”

Me: “One”

(He was interested in thumb, or index finger. Apparently he had a write-in for pinky. Weird)

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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Dad-Joked by a 4 year-old

I was painting my niece's nails today and she wanted the little fingers to be orange. I painted one hand, then asked for the other.

She said, "Which nail will you paint first?"

I said, "The pinkie."

And she goes, "you mean the 'orangie'".

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👤︎ u/csjo

📅︎ Feb 28 2014

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