Pinky Finger Puns

It's because it's MY pinky.

"Because it's mine."

^^Not ^^my ^^dad ^^but ^^I'm ^^still ^^in ^^agonizing ^^pain ^^over ^^this ^^joke

Tony

Me: “One”

(He was interested in thumb, or index finger. Apparently he had a write-in for pinky. Weird)

My wife just called asking about a sticker she saw on the back of a car.

Her: "It's the one with two fingers up, the ring finger down and the pinkie up."

Me: "I'm at work, I can't say exactly, but I'll say it's shocking."

Her: "Oh! Right, The shocker! I'm sure I'll have to ask you that again because it's not going to stick in my head."

Me: "It's not supposed to stick in your head."

I will still laughing when she hung up on me. . .

I was painting my niece's nails today and she wanted the little fingers to be orange. I painted one hand, then asked for the other.

She said, "Which nail will you paint first?"

I said, "The pinkie."

And she goes, "you mean the 'orangie'".