The waiter pillar is very nice, 5 starr
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Interviewer: So you're the guy who invented pillars?

Guy: Yep. Interviewer: Pillar is kind of a strange name, why go with that? Guy: I didn't know what else to call 'em.

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👤︎ u/WaSpoCrew
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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The Green New Deal now has Dadjokes as a major pillar

We are the foremost experts in recycling!

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👤︎ u/qmechan
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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Found this gem on a pillar at my warehouse today
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👤︎ u/Syxrious
📅︎ Oct 27 2013
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What is the temple of insects standing on?

Cater-pillars.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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butterfly themed name puns

Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.

Here's what I have so far:

Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)

Coco Oon (Cocoon)

Poppy Ong (Papillon?)

Larry Va (Larva)

Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly

...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.

This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.

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👤︎ u/globgob
📅︎ Mar 12 2013
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What do you call an insect that likes to grab falling columns?

A caught-a-pillar!

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📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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I accidentally became my dad the other night.

I was on the couch with my computer and was planning on eventually sleeping on that couch.

Dad: (in fake country accent) Well, don't be usin' that computer as a piller! (pillow)
Me: Ya mean, a pillar... to stay up?

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📅︎ May 29 2015
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Walking with my dad

My dad and I were waiting in line and there was a pillar in the middle of the line. I asked my dad why there was a pillar in the middle of the line. He said "it probably has something to do with holding up the building."

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👤︎ u/Smejme
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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