Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore have all split ways with Winnie the Pooh.
They just couldn't bear him anymore.
What kind of clothing do piglets get?
Ham me downs.
What does a piglet call his momβs brother?
Oinkle
Why does Piglet stink?
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
My kids' diapers have characters like Eeyore, Tigger, Piglet, etc...
Occasionally I tell my wife, "We can't use that one, it already has Pooh on it."
Pooh's face in the last panel tho
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
Has anyone read the prequel to Hamlet...?
Piglet.
I went to that circle of infant male pigs expecting to have a good time but...
It was a little boar ring.
Thinking on the farm
The philosopher pig is approached by a young piglet. The piglet asks how he is so smart. The philosopher pig replies "Cogito ergo sum, I think, therefor I ham"
Why does piglet stink?
Because it plays with pooh
