A fruit pickers fiancΓ©e asked for them to fly down to Vegas and get married right now.

He replied β€œ I’m sorry, but I cantaloupe with you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/search-for-honor
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My friend doesn't think he'll make a good litter picker

You'll pick it up as you go along, I reassured him

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What are the last words of the experienced mushroom picker?

"Damn, I've never eaten such a mushroom before."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddymea
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2022
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I’d like to get a job as a trash picker

It sounds like an easy job, you just pick it up as you go along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayxox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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Why is it so hard to play basketball in Traverse City?

Because the field is littered with cherry pickers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanOni
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2022
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What do you call someone who picks on people after they get to know them?

A knows-picker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparkiy1
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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My husband asks if I'm a nose picker

Husband: "Do you pick your nose?"

Me:"...yes. Why? Doesn't everyone at least once?"

Husband: "Idk, I was just born with mine."

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My paper towels went missing

So I had to hire a Bounty hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxReMi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Bounty Paper Towels has introduced a drone which will retrieve a TV remote from anywhere in your house...

It’s the β€œClicker Picker Upper.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I watch the History Channel a lot. I’ve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,

about American Pickers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Some days I feel like I'm a teepee...

Other days I feel like I'm a wigwam. Maybe I'm two tents.

Credit:Jeff Pickering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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My wife likes to crochet and play guitar.

She's a real knit picker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Travis Fimmel Viking/Dadjoker

Travis Fimmel star of the serie Vikings made a dadjoke at his AMA yesterday.

Link to the joke

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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