Are physical puns a thing here? I'm just gonna leave this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grunzi6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Physics puns are relatively easier to make
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesandno-2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Physics pun from /r/physicsmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Get your physics right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, β€œLarry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Larry replies, β€œGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”

β€œWow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.

β€œBonnie,” he says, β€œLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”

β€œOh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. β€œHe’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?

Shredded Wheat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyTrinitrons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I was thinking of changing my major to Physics

Then I can go ahead and be a physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXplainawesomeXx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Who likes physics?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hriman10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What does every Physics Research starts with?

A Quest_ion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abionic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.

Which happens to be jack shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Physical dad jokes
  • Pretending to pick fleas out of my kids hair and then eating them.
  • Waving back at people who clearly aren't waving at me.
  • Intentionally missing a high five.
  • Pressing the car horn when I'm in the passenger seat and the teenager is driving slowly past other people.
  • Answering "Yes dear" in a falsetto voice when one of the kids yells for mum.

What else have you got?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why did people stop going to physical media distributors?

>!Cause it was a CD place!!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terectec
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Physics joke: What makes reproduction Work?

The family Joules!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway2032015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No Time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I wish him well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothsRevenge622
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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More than math and physics can answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlurEyes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy?

The fairy of relativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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In a simulation I did for physics class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgeo113r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Physics 101
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets

and then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aresbeast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I tried to date a rabbi but when people found out I got physically assaulted.

Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Man goes to a doctor for a physical

Man tells doctor not to be alarmed but he has 5 penises.

Doctor says β€œwow! How do your pants fit?”

Man: β€œLike a glove”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My physic friend told me he wanted to try his new mind forklift

It really lifted my spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackCatGamer204
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Physics is full of problems

And chemistry is full of solutions

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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β€ͺWe agreed to start greeting each other without making physical contact...‬

Then we shook on it.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Gabe had a heavy load this semester

Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.

β€œIt’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. β€œI’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”

β€œWell, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.

β€œWhat are you talking about?” he yelped.

β€œYou know why, Gabe,” I said. β€œThose who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cja1968
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?

They had no chemistry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dex_77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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We're learning about electricity in Physics class...

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I am trying to get in shape by running on my treadmill every morning

But I dont feel like I'm getting anywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I had a physical and my doctor said, "don't eat anything fatty". I said like "bacon and cheeseburgers ?"

He said "No, fatty, don't eat anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman580517
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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A vegan physics teacher be like:

Lettuce consider......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?

mcΒ²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheV1p3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NingenUser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A Buddhist monk leave the monastery...

Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.

One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"

To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't

U only have few hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blokay_da_hech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What's the word for 'Conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being'?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarwalkunal12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pocher123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.

She said she ain't no Halbach girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a sturdy Chinese vessel in the physical plane?

A good real asian ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kie723
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat exactly happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry πŸ₯Ί

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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