Petty Theft Puns

A list of puns related to "Petty Theft"

A man stole a statue of a famous racecar driver

He was charged with Petty theft

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👤︎ u/gone4011s
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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I stole a Heartbreakers album when I was younger.

I got arrested for Petty theft

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👤︎ u/One_Nine_Three_Eight
📅︎ Mar 28 2016
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What is it called when someone kidnaps Tom Petty

Petty theft

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👤︎ u/Badtaste92
📅︎ Sep 20 2012
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