Ace Tempura: Chef Perspective
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tygerohtyger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Puts things into a new perspective
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raymiex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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A whole new perspective
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S4mm96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Found this gem on r/confusing_perspective. A pair of sunglasseyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Cheesy cheesy pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/njsh20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.

It's because this is my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspacecodyssey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities. Heck, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...

...I don't care if they both are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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The first perspective drawing was a prospective perspective
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynendal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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[xpost from r/confusing_perspective]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Pask
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Let me put things into perspective for you guys.

Pers(things)pective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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This really puts things into perspective.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KindaSuspicious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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From my perspective, writing an autobiography is a bad idea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I'm taking a new perspective this year, and I wanted to share some stuff with you

stuff

stuff

stuff

stuff

stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red3biggs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.

It was groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BottleSSBM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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A dad's perspective on the best career choice.

Dad: You should get a job at the U.S. Mint.

Child: Why?

Dad: Think of all the money you would make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobSacramanto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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Dad's perspective on life.

I asked my dad to keep my bike in the shed so when I go for rides it is easily accessible. He puts it in the shed. I cut my leg bringing it up from the cellar/crawl space.

Me: Dad, why did you put my bike in the cellar, I always fall up the stairs and its awkward bringing it out there. Dad: Why does it matter? Me: I always hurt myself and its hard bringing out of that shitty place! Dad: Well son, Life's like a penis. Sometimes its hard.

Gets me every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhalla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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We all know Albert Einstein was a great man...

... but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Two dadjokes I used on my friend, now posted from his perspective on facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemRocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Highway to Heaven
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s

"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakyourfac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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Never trust stairs, they're always up to something
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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martb03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?

It really puts into perspective that old adage β€œyou have to spend money to make money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LacAncilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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If you could eliminate a race within the year, which would it be, and why?

From my perspective, and it's not going to be a popular one, but it would have to be the Monaco Grand Prix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamVAcer
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who stabbed his own eye out?

He totally lost perspective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ritzz32
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What are some advantages of living in Switzerland.

I'm not sure... From an outside perspective though, the flag looks like a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrus9898
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Let me give you some pearls of wisdom, sonny boy.

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Making dadjokes when you can barely talk isn't easy, but I did it.

At work today, a friend of mine came in with two dried Carolina Reaper peppers. If you aren't familiar with these bad boys, they are hotter than Lucifer's testicles themselves. 2.2 Million Scoville units. Two times hotter than the ghost pepper.

To put it into perspective, a jalapeno is about 5000 scoville units. This one was 2.2 fucking million.

Anyway. I walked past my buddy's desk and he asked if I wanted some of the pepper.

OF COURSE I DID!!!

He gave me 1/4 of one of these little peppers and he even dared me to chew it for 15 seconds before swallowing. Which I did. To say that my mouth felt like the burning hemorrhoids of satans budding asshole would be a vast understatement.

One of the girls who sat near my buddy looks at me -- pacing back and forth around the room, sweating, crying -- and she says:

>"Cane-Dewey, are you alright!?"

I could barely breathe let alone speak. But through all the pain and angush, I still managed to mutter out:

>"No, I'm half left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cane-Dewey
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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My cheese spoon is coming home!

My old roommate moved out and accidentally absconded with my cheese spoon. She is coming back to my home-state and wrote this on my facebook wall.

Friend: Guess who else is coming back to CO- your cheese spoon! It's been on two continents and eight states in the last 8 months. It's coming back with a broader world perspective, but it's still the same spoon.

My Response: Perfect! Because all the cheese I eat is also cultured!

I will update if I get any wonderful eye-rolling responses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bill_bull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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What did Square say when he looked at how hard Cube had it in the third dimension?

Well, THIS puts things into perspective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G4dgey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2014
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Fireman told me this one

Really close family friend of ours told us this one that allegedly happened while he was on duty. I'm going to tell it from his perspective, as it reads the 'funniest'.

So I'm on duty and we have to go and put out a simple brush fire off to the side of a busy intersection. Since it's the dry season of Southern California literally the smallest spark can cause a giant fire you know, so we're trying to put it out pretty fast. So we arrive there and we notice that an ambulance is speeding down the road to this one pretty sharp bend, and you know, they're making haste since they're on a code 3. A code 3 is where both the siren and the lights are on at the same time and they obviously have something that they need to do. Anyways, they're speeding around this corner and one of the backdoors gets flung open and a cooler flies out and lands at the curb. By this point we've handled the fire and we're just assessing the damage, like where it's spread, stuff like that, so I go and retrieve the container and I open it and inside there's a human toe in there. I tell most of my crew and we decide that we'll get the toe back to the paramedics and then head back to the station. So we call the emergency services and we let them know that some EMT's have left a human body part and didn't come back to get it. They tell us, "we'll have someone come pick it up soon". We wait about 20 minutes and no one arrives and we're all a bit startled that no one's come back to come pick up a fucking human toe, so we call back and they give us the same thing. Half an hour goes by so I decide to call AAA and see if they can help us. Sure enough, AAA is able to help us and within 10 minutes they dispatch the help we need by sending us a toe truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIGRAHAMIX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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Psychology dad-joke I made today

Teacher - Okay today we're gonna start looking at simple phobias from a psychological perspective

Me - Ugh I was aFreud of that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirKendizzle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities, for instance, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...

...I don't care if they both are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities...

I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, now I don't care if they both are...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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