A list of puns related to "Personal Advertisement"
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla at your nearest drug and convenience store. Act now and save 1.50 off your next purchase.
Had a perfect opportunity to tell a dad joke at work today.
There was a "garage sale" to clear out old stock of company branded clothing. I walked in, intending to buy a shirt or jacket. When I saw the table, which was almost empty I said,
"I understand you're selling garages. I need a new one, and would like to purchase your finest garage."
The person manning the table replied back,
"Oh, I'm sorry. But we're all sold out."
I threw up my arms and said "WELL that's false advertising! You shouldn't advertise garages for sale if you don't have any!"
and I walked out of the room and went back to work.
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