Alabama Beach Mouse's very distant relative, the Nicaraguan Rice Rat (Oryzomys dimidiatus) is the featured front-page article on Wikipedia today. I am disappointed we couldn't get the DELICIOUS Peromyscus polionotus ammobates there first. fuck you chat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ory…
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Peromyscus polionotus ammobates
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Peromyscus californicus, a native species of California mouse in the Santa Monica Mountains. I found 3 of them at a site we are restoring and planting native flora at. Native mice are excellent dispersers of seeds. imgur.com/gallery/At1KXvV
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Unlike most mice Peromyscus californicus is truly monogamous, and once mated will stay paired for life. Here are a few I found at my tree restoration site in the Santa Monica Mountains, California. imgur.com/gallery/At1KXvV
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Trapped this rodent in central Texas. Seems too small (5in. w/ tail) to be Peromyscus, but the pelage seems too starkly contrasted to be a Mus. Help!
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Peromyscus attwateri aka the Texas mouse imgur.com/lbZPueH
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Likely a deer mouse nest (Peromyscus maniculatus) [OC] [2048 x 1225] flickr.com/photos/1502227…
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[Animal] Likely a deer mouse nest (Peromyscus maniculatus) flickr.com/photos/1502227…
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Peromyscus Californicus Research

Hello biologists!

I am involved in undergrad biological research at my school, and next quarter I will be making a research proposal. I have access to an amount of California Mice (peromyscus californicus) to research. The research group has been primarily focused on arginine vasopressin and its effects on parental behavior.

What are some exciting fields of research along these lines? In addition, what are some suggestions for a possible research topic I could pursue?

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Who is this little rodent baby in my garden, I thought it was a shrew at first then realized it's ears are too big? v.redd.it/n5acylrkq0681
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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