Periodic Point Puns

He didn't get the point

She was only a PADawan

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

We were laying in bed this morning and she was having cramps and said "I hate periods." I replied "Me too. Exclamation points are way better!"

I was editing a newsletter he wrote and pointed out that he needed a period

Dad: "Why didn't the sentence have a period?"

Me: ...

Dad: "Because it was pregnant!"