made a lame joke about coffee percolators.
Bodum-tishh
Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
Why did the coffee call the police?
Because he was mugged.
My brother showed up for my 30th birthday party today. I just had my first baby three weeks ago...
He wanted to make coffee, so I had him work the percolator. He wanted to make sure the lid locked properly.
Me: "Yeah just make sure that when you seal the lid, it doesn't pop because sometimes when it pops it falls off the counter.".
Bro: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Just make sure not to pop, lock, and drop it."
