When aren't you an American?

When European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WISeptember
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I forgot a change of clothes for my gym class today

Needless to say, I PEed in my pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlnkoly111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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My Dad's Deon.

Today, my dad told me about his friend Deon, and the many nicknames he had when he was job-switching.

Dad: He works on boats now, so we call him Freeon Deon (I didn't actually get this one.)

But before that, when he worked in the lights section of Home Depot, he was Neon Deon.

And when he was a plumber, we called him Peon Deon.

But after a while, he told me, with such a sombre and serious face, that that entire time, Deon's wife worked at one hard, thankless job to keep his spirits up.

Me: What was that Dad?

Dad: Her job... was to Be On Deon.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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