Do your worst!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Alexander Pokryshkin: Togami Byakuya, being the cynical path of Novosibirsk, and working with the Mega-corps, it would be appropriate.
>Vasily Shukshin: Nanami Chiaki, as both her and Shukshin are equally idealistic & hopeful.
>!Mitchell WerBell III!<: Big Guy, about to liberate the Motherland's small men.
Aleksandr Vasilevsky: this
Georgy Zhukov: Why the devs don't use this instead?
>!Nikita Alexandrovich Romanov, The Least Based Tsar!<: Fuck it, Santino Nevermind all that shit.
Mikhail Tukhachevsky: How did Misha Tukhy turned into this?
Andrey Vlasov: This at least, doesn't have frog eyes like the original
>Bunya & Oktan: Chapayev and Esdeath need the Bois' Drip.
Vladimir Kirillovich Romanov, The Vampire Tetris Tsar: Mikaela Hyakuya with the Government-Issued Wine!
Gutrum Vagner: Just combine u/OverTheBerlinWalls' artwork of him with the shell-shocked look on the face of the original. Not so Ary*n now are you?
>Velimir-chan, why do you exist?
Komi:
>Katushev: Boring Unifier, Plain Appearance.
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>Stalina: [this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca8
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Hello!
Greetings fair and fel folks of Azeroth.
Sharpen your blades, polish your armor and draw your bows. This new update brings a large number of iconic units from the world of Azeroth into the game, in the form of powerful and specialized men-at-arms.
New Men At Arms
Casters
The powerful Casters excel at ranged combat, be it against tight formations of armored infantry or against larger creatures, who take the brunt of magic attacks. On their own, these are too frail to survive ongoing battles, but once they are in the relative safety of their allies, they can rain destruction on their enemies or support their friends with a variety of helpful spells. Given the more expensive training of magic-wielding soldiers and the lack of magical properties among the general population, these regiments are somewhat smaller than ranged infantry or skirmishers. They counter Pikemen, Heavy Infantry and Massive Infantry and are countered by Light Cavalry. Casters will be available to all cultures, though some have casters unique to them.
https://preview.redd.it/roe6u1a16s481.png?width=503&format=png&auto=webp&s=785a8ea6d39f8837766446a2bee9e17fd4e111d5
Massive Infantry
The Massive Infantry AKA Giants rule the battlefields with their towering stature and frightening presence. Swiping left and right, these massive creatures deal huge amounts of damage in a melee. That being said, fighting in close quarters like jungles or on marshy ground leaves them vulnerable to counter attacks. And if you’ve ever seen a group of Giants working together, you’ll quickly understand that it’s better to keep them organized in smaller groups. The Giants generally counter large groups of lightly armed Skirmishers and are countered by Casters and Pikemen. Unlike the Casters, which are available to all cultures, Giants will be more restricted in what cultures will have access to them.
https://preview.redd.it/bkp757526s481.png?width=503&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e9d8a7de0b1739b9dab0435ab9ce4b21c6084c2
Side Note: We decided not to give Giants to actual Giant cultures because that would be strange.
Light Aerial
The Light Aerial men-at-arms are predestined for hit-and-run tactics and chasing fleeing enemies. Flat plains and drylands do very well for them, as they can spot enemies from their lofty heights in advance, while forests and jungles tend to be more dangerous for them, allowing their prey to hide and lay ambushes. Although air units
... keep reading on reddit ➡Bob
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
