Pedis Puns

A list of puns related to "Pedis"

I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...

In other words, a pedi-file.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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My wife bought a pumice foot stone the other day, but I made her return it.

I asked her never to bring pedi files into our house again.

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Check out these faux-toes I took. imgur.com/a/11nXW
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👤︎ u/toomanylayers
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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My kids' feet are covered in calluses

They asked for something to get rid of them, but I won't allow my children anywhere near a pedi-file.

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👤︎ u/zigbigidorlu
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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What's an emery board for your toenails?

A pedi-file.

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👤︎ u/Condor87
📅︎ Jan 14 2017
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If I get a pedicure and walk out without paying...

Would that be considered pedi theft?

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👤︎ u/philihp
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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A groan-worthy man(i)

Context: I just painted my nails, and I wasn't pleased with the outcome.

Me: Well, I had already written off this mani anyway... Sigh, yes, I just said mani.

His response: Well, it would be pretty pedi of me to mock you for it.

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👤︎ u/lochnessie15
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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