Hear the joke about a bunch of fat tourists standing in a queue?

It's got a terrible paunch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My town always holds a contest to see which beer drinker's belly is biggest by seeing how far it goes past a line...

That's the paunch-line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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A man goes to his church picnic...

He decides to get something to eat. Two lines exist, one with skinny men and the other with men with beer guts. He asked the pastor if there was a difference between the lines.

"Yes," the pastor said. "The one with thin men in it is to get to the food booth. The other is for beer. It is the paunch line."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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