In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to β€œGet with the times...

New Roman.”

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Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

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Did you know baseball was played back in ancient biblical times?

That’s why the Bible starts with β€œIn the big inning....”

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In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?

Pharaoh moans

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy

He would've called himself the Iron Roman.

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i asked my ancient rome professor if he knew Harry Potter

He asked me which one

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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What's black and white and ruled in Rome?

Julius Zebra

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There once lived a cannibal in Rome, who ate only women.

He was a Glad-he-ate-her.

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How did people in the ancient world keep track of how many people they made out with?

With an Abakiss!

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How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes

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In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea
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I've been stuck in Rome for a few weeks now...

I'm trying to get out, but all the roads have this weird design flaw...

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TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:

"TheΒ earliest exampleΒ of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"

...the very, very first faux toe ;)

Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects

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The very first sex change procedures were perfected in ancient Egypt...

...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.

The teacher always tended to Babylon

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I fell in love with the tick that bit me when I was on a trip to Rome

It was a Romantic gesture

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Food shop in Rome
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Where do you buy car parts in 962-973 AD Rome?

Otto's Zone.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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How do you cut Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Ant in Rome

What do you call an ant and a tick on holiday in Rome?

Romantic

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.

They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

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My son, who's studying ancient Greek culture in school, got me again.

In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."

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I'm no longer in Rome..

Therefore it's now Ro

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?

It was found in ancient grease.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What is the number one money transfer service in Rome?

Papal.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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If you want to meet girls, take a course in ancient Mesopotamian linguistics.

Ladies love a man in cuneiform.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinite-tonkotsu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?

Ra's berry.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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How many Ivy Schools are there in Rome?

IV.

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Quote in the Hard Rock Cafe Rome imgur.com/RcY3kzK
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A man from Greece and a man from Rome are in a boat.

The man from Greece says, β€œRo-man!”

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How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?

Sphinx wrapped

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I have a friend who told me he collects large ancient Greek instruments in his free time

What a massive lyre

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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy

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In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...

Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...

Poison IV just made you itchy.

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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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How was Rome spilt in two?

With a pair of Caesars

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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of ceasars.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Caesar’s.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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