A true audiophile rejects outdated stereotypes.
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👤︎ u/falkata
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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A conversation I just had with my dad about outdated terminology.

(Asian) Dad: -uses the term 'oriental' to describe Asian people-

Me: Dad, "Oriental" is too old-fashioned. You shouldn't use it nowadays because it confuses people.

Dad: Oh, okay. Would you say it...disorients them?

Me: ........

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👤︎ u/sakikatana
📅︎ Jan 13 2016
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The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
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👤︎ u/Kauntest
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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The nurse in the hospital gave me an entire crate of the wrong medicine AND it was outdated! I almost died!

I got a bad case of poison I.V.

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📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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How do you know if a magazine on the rack is outdated?

It's behind the Times!

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📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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I became close to a Saudi Arabian girl I met online.

Now She wants to be friends on Eyebook.

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📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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If you own a calendar then I'm sorry...

Your days are numbered.

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📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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I've eaten so many dates lately that I can't stand them any more.

I guess you can say I'm outdated.

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📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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Good ol' times...

Small and outdated instrument of... Mass communication????

Tele-gram

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📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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Semi-cruel Dad Joke

My Dad and I were working on outing up a fence together in the backyard, and he was changing the blade on a electric saw he had. He called me over so I can learn how to change the blade (so later in life I can be a proper handyman and all that jazz), except the electric saw he was using was extremely old and very outdated. So I told him, "Dad I really don't think I need to learn that as I doubt I will ever use that." To which he replied, "I thought the same thing when I was your age, then they took all my slaves away."

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📅︎ Jul 05 2014
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