Why are birds always partying?
Because every day is their birdday.
Alex got an A+ for the test today, even though he was out partying with me last night
The nurse said, some people just have it in their Blood.
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
Why didn't they let the fungi into the party?
Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
How do you have a party in space
I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?
Because he was below C-level.
A man is at party and notices that a large number of people were gathering behind a big bowl of juice with cups, taking turns one by one. He walks up to one of the guests and asks, “What is this?” The guest says,
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was such a fun guy.
how do you host a party in outer space?
How does NASA organise a party?
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
I went to a party with the Flu....
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
Why was the mushroom the hit of the party?
Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?
Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"
Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.
The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.
He kept things pretty low key.
Did you hear about the party held for devices used to weigh tractor trailers' loads?
It was a large scale celebration.
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?
Because they’re all fungi’s
I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties
It goes in one year and out the other.
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
My mate had a combined Burns Night and Chinese New Year party he called Chinese Burns Night
I wasn't going to go, but he twisted my arm
A guy goes to a party,and was offered some punch
He drank a full glass.
He was offered a refill.
He declined.
The guy was one punch man.
So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.
The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, “Why so quiet ? Don’t you like to have some boisterous fun ?” The cats replied, “Oh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.”
PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)
A man's daughter wanted to have a tea party with him...
... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
I gave my son a lid for his dip bowl that he was bringing to a party.
I wanted to make sure he didn’t have unprotected snacks.
Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?
So they can pasta parcel!
What do you call a hoagie at a party with loud music?
I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.
I was immediately kicked out.
Tsunami invited Cyclone ,Earthquake and Drought to a tea party.
Nobody came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
Looks like the Democrats are now the party of “A. Blinken.”
What did the handbag salesman say when he ran out of Camembert at his dinner party?
Sorry, we're all out of Guccis.
Went to a great party for meteorologists yesterday....
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
How do you have a party in space?
How does NASA organize a party?
How do you host a space party?
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
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