Participated Puns

I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.

... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.

A constellation prize.

He took part.

Thank you for your participation.

I'm doing a Mike Check.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

I just don't want to tick-et off.

Me: "You're up"

Dad: "Asia!"

Me: "What about Asia?"

Dad: "Well you said Europe!"

Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation

He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."

Something like that might be a good joke... someday...

But I heard he goes covid-doovie doooooo

Focus groups.

... I think he's xylophobic.

Me: So Stop, Collaborate, and Listen?

Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies

The first round is 90 seconds to come up with as many puns as possible. Second round is teams, round-robin style. Any pro punners out there with tips?

A bonsai tree.

Because he always steels the show.

It came down to a tie-breaker!

but participation is more important than winning

The Neighvy....

I replied, you won't get very far in the garage

Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...

I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.

Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus

Even Mother Nature is participating in No Nut November.

The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.

For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.

Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.

I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.

The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.

Today I received a call from so weird ass number. "Hello Mr. Humblestudmuffin, we would like to ask you to participate in a brief survey about the current general election."

"Oh, I only wear boxers. Have a good night!"

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Participation is its own trophy!

Why did the thief steal the planner?

So they can participate in organized crime...

I would participate in the next one.

Me:I've participated in the breast stroke.

Wife:And I've won almost every time!

That's where I was headed but she beat me to it.

Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre

thanks!

Context: There is an upcoming 250 piece puzzle-making competition at work where teams compete to be the fastest puzzle-solvers. It is a corporate activity. I'm writing the invitation to be distributed and I want to get people participating. Help!

He said he met someone named Franklin from a body-building competition he participated in a few years ago. His last name was "Stein".

When the flight attendant says that she needs a verbal yes from those sitting in the exit aisle if they are willing to participate. I hear this middle aged dad behind me. "Verbal Yes"

Dad: My Dog has no nose. Reluctant Participant: How does it smell? Dad: Awful

Dad: My dog has no legs Reluctant Participant: What do you call it? Dad: You can call it anything but it won't come

Using this image, can you give me a good catch phrase that is punny using around 7 letters or fewer, and having something to do with taxes, finance, helping people. The t-shirt is for a volunteer group at a law school that helps indigent people file taxes and participates in community education and advocacy in the area of financial literacy.

Thanks for all of your help!

My roommate's girlfriend is currently participating in a study abroad program in Seoul, SK. She had posted something to my Facebook wall and my dad asked me over the phone what she is doing overseas. I told him and he asked what she studies. I said international affairs and without skipping a beat he said "Ah, I see: Boyfriend here, boyfriend there..."

The people on the show were telling the participant that she was wearing the wrong bra, and that she needed to get measured. My dad says "Hmmm, that sounds like it would be very brafitable for her."

So I was at a hotel recently for a wedding. It just so happened that the hotel was also hosting a DECA (high school business/entrepreneurship extra-curricular) conference while we were there. My family got into an elevator with a few of the participants, and immediately, my dad turned to them and asked, "So do you have an elevator pitch?" I've never felt such an immaculate combination of pride and embarrassment.