What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
My geometry teacher has lost his parrot.
What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew of the shelves.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
What do you call when you come across a lizard and a parrot?
The vet told me my parrot was sick...
...he has chirpes.
'What's that?'
'It's a cararial disease... and, by the way, it's untweetable.'
Two parrots are sitting on a perch
One turns to the other and says "Do you smell fish?"
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
My obese parrot died! 😭
That’s a weight off my shoulders
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
( For those who've seen the earlier post, my bad XD)
I got home from work and our parrot said, "Don't tell my husband", which I thought was rather suspicious.
So I walked upstairs to my wife, whose lipstick was smudged, her skirt a mess.
I said, "Honey, I never knew our parrot was gay."
What do you call a group of dead parrots?
What do you call a parrot that refuses to eat?
Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all...
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
The turkey goes "Gobble Gobble"
I love it when food comes with instructions.
I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions
To the person who stole my lamp, my coffee and my parrot:
I dont know how you sleep at night
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
What do taxidermists use when they have a parrot to work with?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What i orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do you get when crossbreed a parrot with a centipede?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Son, What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Two parrots sitting on a perch
One says to the other: “do you smell something fishy?”
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
My obese parrot died today
I am sad but it’s a great weight off my shoulders
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?
Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.
It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
My obese parrot died
It was a weight off my shoulder
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