Parakeets Puns

Toucan play at this game.

When they are going cheep

they were flying off the shelves but he switched to chickens and they didn't take off. So he tried ducks and then it was all bills, bills, bills.

I was cheated though; they gave me one, not two.

Parapalegickeet

I said no, but I could definitely wing it

One is an elephant, the other a parakeet

just posted on r/jokes and was kindly directed here

It won't go cheep.

My sister's friend recently got two parakeets, which she proudly announced at dinner the other night. My dad responded, "Ah, so she has four keets?"

It has been proposed that an ox may never birth a conjoined twin

But if it did it would be a Paired Ox.

Got my daughter good tonight. We went to the pet store to get cat treats. She was looking around and saw a few parakeets.

I said, "You do know that when you have one it's a 'keet'. If you get two, it's a 'parakeets'!".

Thank you. Thank you very much. Shows at 8 and 10. Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.

Mom: "There's some free parakeets on here." Dad: "But what if I only want one keet?"

Just discovered this subreddit and I had to share:

My dad and I were both sick during the fall (fall of 2006 or so, with the flu) and were watching TV, discussing our sickness.

I said "Well its fall, its full of grounded leaves, sickness, and misery."

Dad: "Grounded leaves? That's not what they're called."

Me: "Huh? They're just leaves on the ground."

Dad: "There's a name for it. Don't you know what they call leaves in the fall?"

Me: "I guess not..."

Dad: "FALLING LEAVES!"

He then proceeds to laugh hysterically, slapping his knees, and scaring the crap out of my poor parakeet.