Did you hear about the guy who was stealing people's window panes?

Apparently it was panes taking work.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smakattak
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This joke panes me
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/un_open
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This joke panes me
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_vasiliss
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Help! Accidentally uninstalled Windows!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grantthejester
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oh my god
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apothegod
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This joke panes me.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FarPrince
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Window installer

Never get in a fight with a window installer

They'll bring the pane!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cneuf802
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This would be a total pane in the neck.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BinaryPeach
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This is a pane
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rorew
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What do you call donut-shaped pane of glass?

A window washer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/calpup
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I’ll never forget the day I saw the ugliest man I’ve ever seen.

The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, he’s lucky there was a pane of glass between us.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yellgames01
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Why don't people like replacing the glass in windows?

Because it's a pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lovina9
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I threw some pills and accidentally broke one of my windows.

I didn’t realize they were pane killers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
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This looks like it's gonna be a huge pane to clean up.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BOBquonjin
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Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/n3rv0u5
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When the local carpenter was asked what it was like when he fell through a window?

He said,” All I felt was pane.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mydogisadoglol
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What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..

They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AEvans1888
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I bet he’s in a lot of pane
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VxJasonxV
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Broken windows are a pane to fix
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rab236
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A man is impaled on a shard of broken window

β€œI can’t imagine the pane you must be going through”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aceto1469
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Do you know why Payne and pane are spelled exactly the same?

No one does, because the why is silent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skunk42o
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Why did the window inspector quit his job?

He felt too much pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pengwin34
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Just happened: my contractor broke a window during our nearly complete renovation

He turned to me and said it's no problem. At this stage it's just a pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1kings2214
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Why are all the windows screaming?

Because they are in panes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/some_lerker
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Cutting a piece of glass would be a real pane.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pyroven
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I was thrown through a window today.

It was paneful.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TD_KingJason
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A donkey just smashed through my window!

What a pane in the ass!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billbixbyakahulk
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So I heard this joke about glass

But it clearly shouldn’t have been made

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marshmello100
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I accidentally smashed a window recently.

It was a pane to replace.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlessedBigIron
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A shocking story

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wasntmyproudest
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Did you hear about the glassblower who inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SquishedGremlin
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I was playing football with my younger cousin earlier today

Unfortunately, I kicked it too hard and it broke the window. We called the repair guy and, apparently when he came two hours later, the window was still in pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wavykevy
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I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...

That was a royal pane in the ass.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
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What did the glass say to the window?

"I'm in pane."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazy_al01
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His family is broken at the moment
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roman_Briggs
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Why did dad get angry when the window was broken?

Because it was a pane to replace.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dyspaereunia
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Why did the man refuse to jump out the window?

He didn't want to go through any pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pengwin34
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Remains to be seen...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nerfwarriors
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I once heard a joke about a window.

It was paneful!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlionbad
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I'm thinking of quitting my job installing windows.

It's a real pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CIMMGW
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I tried to steal a window but the guilt was overwhelming.

I could not take the pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JiminyKirket
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Dad fell through a shop window.

Now he's in pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
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Will Glass shatter the box office or will it just break even.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_freeze___
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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
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Why should you never work for a window manufacturing company?

The job is a pane in the glass

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therealdarkwizard
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I used to install windows.

It was a real pane.

(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crescuesanimals
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I had to replace all the windows in my house today...

What a pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maskillzizillz
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Why is life terrible for a window?

Existence is pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlwaysPlaySupport
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Why did the window inspector quit his job?

He felt too much pane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pengwin34
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I sat on a window.

It was a pane in the glass.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheChronologer1
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