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Ovals Puns

A list of puns related to "Ovals"

My inflatable house got a puncture last night.

Now, I'm living in a flat.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jul 09 2021
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My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.

Someone has been cutting corners.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...

Stop making that racket.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why does it stink in the Oval Office?

Because Trump loves Putin.

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👤︎ u/rd9777
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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They had to rename the Oval Office after the Monica Lewinsky incident

It's now called the Oral Office.

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👤︎ u/PCHardware101
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?

An OvalTeen

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👤︎ u/MakeLoveNotWar_69
📅︎ May 09 2021
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My students are catching on...

Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.

I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'

Was so proud!

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👤︎ u/D-Nizzle
📅︎ May 06 2014
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