Outplayed Puns

My younger sister was playing with my hand and exclaimed "I think I've found a new species!"

I replied: "That's not a new species, that's attached me, a currently known species"

Her: "Oh, I've never heard of a Me. Am I a Me?"

I was playing video games and I perform this neat outplay so I turn to my brother, who is at the moment reading some stuff on the internet, and tell him: "Damn I'm good, give me a five!" to which he drops a dad bomb: -"Sorry, I'm left only with tens."