I'm watching the Superbowl...

And this Maroon guy is outscoring both teams.

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👤︎ u/sm1ttysm1t
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Uncle was the joker growing up.

Gave me hundreds. Really remember this gem the best. He asks: How far can you walk into the woods? Me: as much as you want? He: No. Halfway. The other half is walking out. Followed by him walking away saying damn this boy is stupid. Better get him a helmet! (He was an engineer and I outscored him and his friends on a company IQ test at 12 so he joked).

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👤︎ u/changedit
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