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List of composers that ruined classical music

I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:

Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) Pérotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) Léonin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century

Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des Préz (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century

Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) Christóbal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) Bálint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (

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The following is a list of the films submitted for Germany for the Academy Award (Oscar®) for Best International Feature Film. Films nominated by the Academy are marked (⭐) and films which then received an Oscar® are marked (⭐⭐). The Oscar® Awards Ceremony always takes place in the following year.

• 1956: HAUPTMANN VON KOEPENICK, DER / CAPTAIN OF KOEPENICK, THE by Helmut Kaeutner ⭐
• 1957: NACHTS, WENN DER TEUFEL KAM / DEVIL STRIKES AT NIGHT, THE by Robert Siodmak ⭐
• 1958: HELDEN / ARMS AND THE MAN by Franz Peter Wirth ⭐
• 1959: BRÜCKE, DIE / BRIDGE, THE by Bernhard Wicki ⭐
• 1960: FAUST by Peter Gorski
• 1961: WUNDER DES MALACHIAS, DAS / MIRACLE OF MALACHIAS by Bernhard Wicki
• 1965: ES / IT by Ulrich Schamoni
• 1966: JUNGE TOERLESS, DER / YOUNG TOERLESS by Volker Schlöndorff
• 1967: TAETOWIERUNG by Johannes Schaaf
• 1968: ARTISTEN IN DER ZIRKUSKUPPEL: RATLOS, DIE / ARTISTS UNDER THE BIG TOP: PERPLEXED, THE by Alexander Kluge
• 1969: JAGDSZENEN AUS NIEDERBAYERN / HUNTING SCENES FROM BAVARIA by Peter Fleischmann
• 1970: [O.K.](https://www.german-films.de/filmar

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Buenosdillas

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

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Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

This is a pretty good adaptation of a spectacular book by John le Carré. Seriously, if you haven't read the book you don't know what you're missing. It's a tightly crafted, suspenseful tale with one of the most satisfying endings of all time. Unlike James Bond, this story portrays spies realistically. There's no jumping off bridges, shootouts, or crazy technology. The whole story is men sitting around drinking tea and talking. And holy cow does it keep you on the edge of your seat.

At the start of The Spy Who Came In from the Cold, MI6 agent Leamas (played by Richard Burton) is foiled once again by East German nemesis Mundt. "Control", the head of MI6, devises with Leamas an intricate scheme to take Mundt down. Leamas pretends to defect to the enemy to feed them false information so they will think Mundt is a traitor. He is taken from place to place for interrogations by higher and higher ranking agents until he is brought to East Germany. Part of the beauty of this story is the details of how Leamas makes himself credible and how his information is corroborated.

I won't say any more about the plot because it's really something you should experience on your own. The movie changes some of the details of the book, but overall it's a faithful adaptation.

Richard Burton is good in the film, but the actor who really stands out is Oskar Werner. Wow, his performance as Fiedler blew me away. I had never heard of him before, but now I want to watch more of his movies just to see him perform. Is he the Austrian Marlon Brando?

There's one striking plot similarity between this story and Witness for the Prosecution, the great 1957 Billy Wilder movie based on an Agatha Christie play. I searched around but couldn't find anything about John le Carré taking inspiration from Witness for the Prosecution. And yet it's such a clever and crucial part of both stories it's hard to believe John le Carré wasn't influenced.

I would love to see a remake of this movie. I thought it was odd when they made Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in 2011 (also based on a book by John le Carré) since that story is way too complex to fit properly into a two hour movie. Plus, that movie didn't come close to matching up to the amazing BBC miniseries from 1979. Unlike Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Spy Who Came In from the Cold fits great into a two hour movie. A remake with modern production value could be excellent.

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Why

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:

Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) Pérotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) Léonin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century

Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des Préz (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century

Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) Christóbal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) Bálint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (c. 1510 - c. 1558) Antonio de Cabezón (c. 1510