My favourite original pun
At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun I’ve ever heard and it went unappreciated.
My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.
Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.
I said... “That definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a ‘re-laughse’!”
I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...
Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.
My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?
Original puns
Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.
I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
Thought this pun was original. It is not.
'Tis the season for original content :^)
Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi
Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:
- What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?
Bibi ate
- What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?
Bibi gun
Thank you, thank you. bows
What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?
I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
This is a repost because I couldn’t crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff
When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
Not original... Credit to author
Look, everyone. It's Count Spatula. (Original art by me)
I want one (original post from r/Badfunnytexts)
The original cheeseburger.
acoustics. Credit to original poster
Thought of it. Then googled it to find this. So not original, but too good to not share.
Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
I’m sure this isn’t original but I thought it wasn’t funny when I made it
https://imgur.com/gallery/6xrn4EV
I see no difference (original in comments)
Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
They’re just optical illusions.
(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
I made up an original dad joke...
What do you call a Jamaican acupuncturist?
A Pokemon!
Its not original but i dont know where its from
Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image
Chinese knock offs are never as good as the original.
Although, their Corona has better PR announcements than Mexico’s
[Original] The doctor prescribed a man a standing desk for back pain.
He told the man to stand at least 3 hours a day, which should reduce the symptoms - and to come back in a month. A month passes and the doctor is seeing the man again. He asks if the symptoms have improved. The man says, “No, but I’ve only been standing for one hour a day”. The doctor says he understood.
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
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