My favourite original pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_jq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun I’ve ever heard and it went unappreciated.

My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.

Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.

I said... β€œThat definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a β€˜re-laughse’!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_Migrant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...

Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackestLotus
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?

Funset!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bold0perator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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Original puns

Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.

I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/briandherbert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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Blog of original puns n stuff punflowr.tumblr.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conduit1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Thought this pun was original. It is not.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/somenerdnamedtom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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'Tis the season for original content :^)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlipBleepBloop00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

  • What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

  • What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjjmills
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?

Saw this post already

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Original: Blursed_Wow
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".

They were right. I should have waited until next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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This is a repost because I couldn’t crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSpiderRebelxX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behold_the_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?

I went to ask my daughter:

Where do you park when you visit the moon?

(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)

But straight faced she replies:

Anywhere you can find space.

Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....

Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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[Not Original] Yay puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitesizedBlubber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Not original... Credit to author
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekvala
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Look, everyone. It's Count Spatula. (Original art by me)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolverFink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I want one (original post from r/Badfunnytexts)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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The original cheeseburger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArpitJain96
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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acoustics. Credit to original poster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slendyboii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Thought of it. Then googled it to find this. So not original, but too good to not share.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/salltycucumber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.

They pared up nicely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I’m sure this isn’t original but I thought it wasn’t funny when I made it

https://imgur.com/gallery/6xrn4EV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69gay_satan69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I see no difference (original in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blixtdraken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.

After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.

I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I made up an original dad joke...

What do you call a Jamaican acupuncturist? A Pokemon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ezekielhunter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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IDENTIFIED: the original source of novel coronavirus imgur.com/AkNQTp2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l2np
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Its not original but i dont know where its from
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spircoochi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Am I original?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spursjosh06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Chinese knock offs are never as good as the original.

Although, their Corona has better PR announcements than Mexico’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duckthedoc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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[Original] The doctor prescribed a man a standing desk for back pain.

He told the man to stand at least 3 hours a day, which should reduce the symptoms - and to come back in a month. A month passes and the doctor is seeing the man again. He asks if the symptoms have improved. The man says, β€œNo, but I’ve only been standing for one hour a day”. The doctor says he understood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdrusk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"

"I have my Riesens!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeexterminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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