A rabbit walks into a bar

He asks the barman for the bar food menu and decides to order a ham toastie. He has his meal, thanks the barman and off he goes.

The next day he comes in again, “Same again please barman” The barman replies , “We’ve ran out of ham, all I’ve got is cheese.”

“A cheese toastie it is!” Says the rabbit.

The following day the barman notices the rabbit was nowhere to be seen. Late evening arrives and the barman is closing up when all of sudden the ghost of the rabbit walks through the door of the bar.

The shocked and startled barman shouts, “Christ, what happened to you?!?”

The rabbit replied, “I died.”

“How?” Said the barman

“Mixamatoasties”

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