What is a Mฤori' favourite car?
Kia Ora Ford.
So I check my phone and my wife asks "What's up at Reddit?"
I answer, "A photo of a man who was ran over by cement roller. Someone may find this funny, but in my opinion, such jokes are kinda flat."
She actually laughed.
Grand-dad jokes
My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay
Me: thats Ariel
Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas
I was told I needed to work on my Cardio, is this what they meant?
