Online Dictionary Puns

A list of puns related to "Online Dictionary"

I begin my new job tomorrow, proofreading for Merriam-Webster, the online dictionary. I asked them if I'd be starting at nine, and they told me to fuck off.

I'll be starting at aardvark, like everybody else.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ May 10 2021
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Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries

But I wasn't sure how to fraise it

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👤︎ u/faceoftheancients
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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