How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
What do you call a sorceress that lives on the beach?
What did one video call tell to another on the beach?
I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?
What’s tiny and can be found on the beach?
My son didn't like sharp stones on the seafloor at the beach
We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...
It was all-porpoise flour.
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.
What does a donkey get for lunch on Blackpool beach?
Half an hour like everyone else.
“Due to the rising number of dolphin attacks, we’ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.”
“We hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
Saw a bunch of crows wash up on the beach
Must've been murder suicide
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel
My good friend drowned while at the beach last month. I tearfully placed a life preserver on his coffin at the funeral.
It's what he would've wanted.
We were building a sandcastle on an Oregon beach...
And a big wave snuck up on us. We ran quickly, leaving behind a shovel. I exclaimed “the ocean took your shovel!”
My son: “Which one?”
“...Well, the Pacific...”
I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..
Pelikinesis is a real thing.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
What Star Wars character lives on the beach?
Sando Calrissian
Courtesy of my 11 year old brother. He came up with a pretty clever dad joke
A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party
for all in tents and porpoises.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
What do you call waffles on the beach
My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.
My daughter and I were playing on the beach today when I picked up her small bucket and stared at it for a long time. Puzzled, she asked, "Daddy, what're you doing!!?" Sounding concerned, I said, "Your bucket is sick!"
Surprised, she asked, "How do you know?"
I replied, "Well, it's a little pail!"
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
Why do elephants hate running on the beach?
Because they can't keep their trunks up!
My family drove past the highest point in Florida on our way to the beach...
The trip was all downhill from there
Found a shell on the beach
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
What do you call a witch on the beach...
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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