I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Dad just texted me this, caused a mass groan when I read it out to the people I was with

Someone through threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetweenTheCheeks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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I sent my collection of Swiss watches to friends in Mexico, but they got lost.

Adios Omegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Science or God

I saw a man today with an lower case Alpha tattoo on one arm and an upper case Omega tattoo on the other.

I was going to tell him about the mistake but decided he'd probabily be resistant to any input

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ozmandiuss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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What would vegetables say if they were God?

I am the Alfalfa and the Omega.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roasticle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.

Adios, Omegas.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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