6 Hilarious Omega 6 Puns - Punstoppable 😜

I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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Dad just texted me this, caused a mass groan when I read it out to the people I was with

Someone ~~through~~ threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

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👤︎ u/BetweenTheCheeks

📅︎ Apr 02 2014

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I sent my collection of Swiss watches to friends in Mexico, but they got lost.

Adios Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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Science or God

I saw a man today with an lower case Alpha tattoo on one arm and an upper case Omega tattoo on the other.

I was going to tell him about the mistake but decided he'd probabily be resistant to any input

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👤︎ u/Ozmandiuss

📅︎ Jun 08 2016

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What would vegetables say if they were God?

I am the Alfalfa and the Omega.

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👤︎ u/roasticle

📅︎ Jan 31 2016

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I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.

Adios, Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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