A list of puns related to "Breast Cancer"
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
What a great boob job.
They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.
Those were some bad mammaries.
To keep cancer from getting the breast of us.
Wanted to put on fbook but someone would think I hate women.
Mom: breast cancer runs in our family
Dad: well noses run in mine
I told him "No, my dealer donates 5% of all purchases to breast cancer research. I have a drug solution."
A friend called as I was walking out the door this morning and said she found out yesterday afternoon that she has breast cancer. She knows when I leave and timed it that way because she couldn't handle a long conversation. Bread dipped in Karo is her big comfort food, so I am wanting to pick some up with a loaf of bread and leave it along with a note by her door. I want the note to be happy/upbeat and figured what's better than a one line pun. Problem is, I am stuck. (see what I did there?)
The question was something like: "What was the name of the soap opera that featured an episode about a woman who had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy?"
His answer: "The Young and the Breastless"
Still a classic dad joke.
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