Breast cancer Puns

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

What a great boob job.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

Those were some bad mammaries.

To keep cancer from getting the breast of us.

Mom: breast cancer runs in our family

Dad: well noses run in mine

A friend called as I was walking out the door this morning and said she found out yesterday afternoon that she has breast cancer. She knows when I leave and timed it that way because she couldn't handle a long conversation. Bread dipped in Karo is her big comfort food, so I am wanting to pick some up with a loaf of bread and leave it along with a note by her door. I want the note to be happy/upbeat and figured what's better than a one line pun. Problem is, I am stuck. (see what I did there?)

I told him "No, my dealer donates 5% of all purchases to breast cancer research. I have a drug solution."

The question was something like: "What was the name of the soap opera that featured an episode about a woman who had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy?"

His answer: "The Young and the Breastless"

Still a classic dad joke.