While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

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👤︎ u/jHugley328
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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My wife screens patients for breast cancer

What a great boob job.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

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👤︎ u/rahulabon
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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I had breast cancer once...

Those were some bad mammaries.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What is the purpose of a breast cancer awareness week?

To keep cancer from getting the breast of us.

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📅︎ Oct 25 2016
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We were taking about Breast cancer when my dad dropped this bomb

Mom: breast cancer runs in our family

Dad: well noses run in mine

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📅︎ Apr 03 2015
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Need a pun having to do with Karo Syrup for a good cause!

A friend called as I was walking out the door this morning and said she found out yesterday afternoon that she has breast cancer. She knows when I leave and timed it that way because she couldn't handle a long conversation. Bread dipped in Karo is her big comfort food, so I am wanting to pick some up with a loaf of bread and leave it along with a note by her door. I want the note to be happy/upbeat and figured what's better than a one line pun. Problem is, I am stuck. (see what I did there?)

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📅︎ Sep 06 2017
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I said something dumb at work and my boss asked me if I had a drug problem...

I told him "No, my dealer donates 5% of all purchases to breast cancer research. I have a drug solution."

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👤︎ u/anix421
📅︎ Mar 15 2018
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A joke my dad made while playing a game of Trivial Pursuit

The question was something like: "What was the name of the soap opera that featured an episode about a woman who had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy?"

His answer: "The Young and the Breastless"

Still a classic dad joke.

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📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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