They have different names.
He has four ingredients hidden in his name.
But I ran out of thyme.
"Please, can I have somasa."
Please, sir, can I have some ore?
The Arrowplane
A dad with his last son Oliver were in danger
Dad told Oliver to hide and then he told him
"I'll pick you up when it's oliver"
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I'm actually sorry for that pun
I know it was terrible
I'll see myself out
You boil the fuck out of it.
Mmm pasta, mmm pasta, mmm pasta now, now
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
i said "couldn't you have just used some of oil?"
After I used it it was just olive oil.
Attempted Hummus-ide.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
Really ugly olives.
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Good news is, I’m cured!
all-of them
It’s called Send Noodz.
He pasta away
We cannoli do so much to help
His legacy will become a pizza history
Here today, gone tomato
Sending olive our prayers to the family
His wife, cheese still not over it
No more penne tration for her
There’s some really nice girls in my sons class; Denice, Janice, Olive Yu. So I figured a name is a powerful motivator. Meet my newest kid: Richy Mc Richer(Son)
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
Like anything else, cover it in oil.
Because I always eat olive them
I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.
I’m thinking extra virgin
Me: Olive
I replied, “you should ask olive them.”
"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."
He heard she was extra virgin.
I responded, "Who the hell is Oliver B.??"
After getting dating advice from a Redditor.
Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says "Ahhh are you ok?" And the one that fell is like "Yeah, olive."
My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.
Waiter: Ok, we'll leave olive 'em off for you!
He thanked us for laughing, as he said he "usually just gets groans"
We are both extra virgin
"Don't worry, I didn't spill olive them."
"What was the other reindeer's name?"
"Um, Dasher?"
No."
"Dancer?"
"No. Olive."
"Olive?"
"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
I was very proud.
One falls off, the one still on the branch asked “are you OK?”
The one the ground said “I’ll live”
In return I received a pasta dish.
For the first time in my life, I actually received a Penne for my thoughts
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Olive now
Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
