Old Egyptian Puns

A list of puns related to "Old Egyptian"

What did they get when the old Egyptian school bus broke down?

Anubus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illusive_guy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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What do you call a gassy old Egyptian?

Tootin’ common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kasonjing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Just been told I can get rich quick by buying an old Egyptian building.

I think it's a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins

This is also known as multicasking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ancientmob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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