A list of puns related to "Ode To A Nightingale"
I found this cute baby bird more than a month ago in my Garage. It was a miracle he was still alive when i found it because my little brother whilst going to school saw it at about 7am in the morning and while we were just randomly talking at 3pm when he came back, he told me he saw a baby bird in the garage and i immediately rushed down and found that cute little thing sitting in the garage on a chair.
Didn't even have feathers and idk how he got here as he could only jump. I stayed with it for about 3 hours as it's parents were trying to get him to fly but when it got dark, i had to bring him back home as it was a miracle a cat or a crow hadn't already eaten that poor thing.
I named him "Kuku" as he constantly got hungry and told us about it in this particular voice. He had become a part of my life not trying to exaggerate but i had to feed him like 10 to 12 times a day and i'm talking about hand-feeding it. Every morning when i wake up, i had to make him eat and drink before i myself had something to eat and then a whole cycle of meals had to follow up for the next 12 hours till i put him to sleep at about 11pm every night. I also have a pet ringneck so my days were extremely busy XD.
I had to go to school, do chore and all that along with raising a helpless bird. About 2 weeks ago, my sister accidently stepped on it but it miraculously recovered in under a day and was jumping and singing around. It was this bird we call a "Bul-bul" for those who don't understand the term nightingale and he/she used to sing all these songs.
Yesterday night, it suddenly got sick for whatever reason Allah Knows Best. When the last time it got sick, i just prayed to Allah and took tremendous care of it and Alhumdullilah it got better in a day but last night idk why i sensed that this might be his last day for whatever reason. I prayed for it and today he's not with me anymore. I know this post might sound stupid to some of you but i feel like i've lost a part of my life today. I can't stop crying thinking about those moments i send with it. My whole family had gotten so attached to it.
I googled a bit to find out what happens to animals when they die in Islam and some scholars say that all animals go to heaven when they die? is that a Sahih or approved saying? I also kind of feel guilty and think there might be something i did wrong, i feel like it's my fault for some reason and even though i did my best to save it, idk why i feel like it would blame me for it's deat
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Anyone else watching?
Iβm only on episode 3... no spoilers w/o tags, here, please! Actually, no spoilers at all so anyone can read this and still watch the show. Umm, except for really surface observations about the characterβs appearance. Motivations, history, backstory, etc. NO SPOILERS! Spoiler tag is β >! β And then exactly the opposite at the end of the spoiler.
Edit: and odes to Yenβs tits are fine - Iβm a sexually inclusive person; but can we keep it to one thread instead of everyone thinking their specific ode is good enough to magically create Yen out of thin air, like Galatea? Because unless youβre Byron reincarnated, your ode is probably shit. Just sayinβ.
Edit2: I just finished episode 5 and itβs bedtime! Iβll post again tomorrow!
Less of an ode, more like a plea for help.
I feel like I have no idea what an acceptable level of fuck-ups is allowed. I'm on my last day of my second week of orientation right now, shadowing a very fantastic nurse that I feel like I give a heart attack to every shift. It's a surgical floor, though we accept medicals and admits from the ED on weekends. We have 28 beds and I'm responsible for 3 patients under my nurse's watchful eye.
Some examples of my fuckups:
Put in a physician's orders under the wrong patient.
Put in a physician's orders under the wrong physician.
Keep forgetting to do the damn pain assessment every time I give a pain med.
Told a doctor when paging him that I gave an NPO patient ice chips. I legit didn't know ice chips weren't part of NPO plus like they had oral meds so they had some water sips...
Documented an entire assessment at the wrong time. Had to rechart everything.
My SBARS absolutely suck. They never really told us in nursing school what doctors are looking for in an SBAR. Halfway through this long-ass SBAR I'm dishing out to this poor attending my nurse pinches my shoulder and does that like... hand wavey thing on her neck and I stopped mid sentence and said "uh so... is it ok to switch them from NPO to clears?" lol fUCK
Gave morphine to a pt before they were scheduled to take a walk, one of the required 3 for the shift. They were too zonked out to go.
Took like legit an hour to complete the assessment/tasks for a new admit. To be fair the pt wouldn't shut the hell up.
Acknowledge new orders then not follow up (usually IV fluids because honestly I don't even know what I'm looking at when I get those orders in...). Patients have gone entire shifts with the wrong rate/fluids under my watch.
This is all in the span of 6 fucking days. I don't know how the hell I compare to other orientees but all I hear about is what I do wrong... so I feel like all day is a constant cesspool of fuck-up garbage aaaaa
You may be able to tell that I'm having some trouble with all this documentation. Does anyone else use Cerner and find it to be an absolute insane clusterfuck? They tell us we're switching to Epic, I hope that that's at least a modicum better because the amount of shit I fuck up when charting is insane.
In terms of patient care:
Dropped the tip of the IV line on the floor, had to go get a new one. Now I always bring 2 with me lol... I bring 2 of everything with me.
Forgetting meds. God damn yo
So I'm one of the people who have hopped on the online version of the game in the last couple of weeks because of Covid.
Secondly, I'm also someone who played the physical game at least twice a week for over a year with a housemate who had a physical set, without knowing that the online version even existed.
Thirdly, I (and my other half, and the original housemate) are someone who's fortunate enough to work in an industry that can function entirely online almost without interruption so I'm still on full salary.
All three of us have bought full subscriptions despite the fact only one of us really needed to to play together. We've hosted tables with some of our wider friend group who are now unemployed due to a combination of the virus and the job role they hold, chatting online on discord. This has been a lifeline for some friends who really just needed an excuse for a social setting while in isolation. It has been extremely entertaining, we've had bananas games with one turn where someone stacked cards so much he had 8 actions, 8 buys and 15 money to spend by their buy phase, to much laughing and wonderment in the call.
This game is lifting our spirits and getting us through some pretty tough times, and will be for at least another month. I know the servers are struggling, that's why we bought the extra subs we didn't need. Anyone who feels they are getting β¬14 (or equivalent) entertainment out of this service and can afford the 3 month sub, I implore you to pay regardless of whether you need it or not. I hope the extra money means they can upgrade the and expand servers to help with the extra capacity, and that those who can't afford even that much in various parts of the world can benefit through these strange times we live in.
Aside from anything else, it's letting me trial out expansions which we will definitely be buying physically as a group so that we can play this brilliant game in person in a pub some day when we're all allowed out of our houses again.
Stay safe everyone, this too shall pass!
Edit: typos
Oy. I have never felt such an intense devotion to a fictional character than I have developed for Oy. I can't even put into words how much I adore the little bumbler. Guidall's depiction of him, to me, is perfect and it just adds to the levels of adoration. I just.. can't.
I have 7.5 hours left in my (second and extended) journey to the Tower, and I am absolutely dreading what's to come. I've reached the final stretch, where they choose to continue instead of being tempted and I know that it's getting close to his demise. I genuinely don't know if I'm going to be able to handle it. On top of it all, I have been listening to the audiobooks while at work, so I'm gonna have to go bawl in the bathroom or something.
My heart hurts; Aye Ake. I just wanted to share that with y'all, because I know you probably understand how I feel. Long days and pleasant nights!
Craveable comfort
Go-to treat for draining day
Oh whoops, ate it all!
Cloud gets some new toys.
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Relic Discussion by /u/Sandslice
Bernie or Bust
Much about this Beast I've learned,
A couple sigils I have scored.
But one man, not a kill he's earned
Though high atop the leaderboard.
His killcount has greatly expanded,
Of cash he has a great amount.
His tactics, though, are underhanded,
Like scouting on an alt account.
And with his scout the man will seek,
To find a player soloing,
And wait for them to spec it weak,
Whilst hiding with his special ring.
And once you have done all his work,
He waits for you to teleport.
He'll run inside, the lazy jerk,
A dragon halberd he will sport.
Though donned in only normal void,
And having not done western hards,
His early lead leaves you annoyed,
Like losing in a game of cards.
You'll wish this person could be banned
For player griefing such as this,
A dirty, lazy, rotten plan,
Effective, though, it surely is.
Alas, it's not against the rules,
To crash a player in the cave
But nothing could be more uncool;
That's not how people should behave.
I drop you so much | And though your bezels are vast | You still do not crack
Recently, Griffin's management released their head coach CvMax (Dae-ho Kim) on mutual agreement, stating "lack of results and coaching ability". Hours later, IG registered their Worlds roster, where head coach Karam (Ka-ram Kim) was noticeably absent.
Although both situations look identical - a team participating in worlds suddenly decides to leave their head coach position blank at the last possible minute - there is a substantial difference between the role CvMax played in Griffin's org, and Karam did in IG.
Case 01: CvMax
Former pro player on Samsung Blue (briefly) and streamer, CvMax approached Griffin's owner Gyu-nam Cho in summer 2017, and persuaded him to accept him in a coaching position, famously saying that he could bring the team up to LCK and go to Worlds in a single year. At that time, Griffin had just recently come back from relegations after placing 7th in the 2017 Challengers Korea Spring Split.
As coach, CvMax led Griffin to 3rd place in regular season and their first ever CK playoffs in summer, where they ended up 4th. Although CvMax tried to step down after this rather lackluster result, Cho persuaded him to stay. During the end of the season, CvMax, now promoted to head coach, signed 3 new players to the roster: Chovy, Viper, and Lehends. These 3 players would augment Griffin's existing top laner Sword, jungler Tarzan, and mid Rather to rocket Griffin to 1st place in the 2018 CK Spring split, going 14-0 and successfully promoting to the LCK.
Griffin's explosive entrance to the LCK scene in 2018 LCK Summer was unforgettable, as was CvMax's numerous soundbites about his view of the game and his coaching strategies. The combination of individual soloqueue gods like Tarzan, Viper, and Chovy, with CvMax's unorthodox training strategies (team fighting without calls, anticipating ward positions without setting wards of their own) made Griffin one of the favorites to win summer and go to Worlds in their first season in the LCK. However, Griffin lost to KT in finals, then lost to Gen. G in the gauntlet's 2nd round. Their miracle 2018 run had ended.
CvMax, who could never be described as "unflappable", was obviously shaken by this result. He pushed himself and the Griffin players even harder, stating that if they were not careful, this misstep could be the first of many. While Korea was getting slaughtered on the 2018 Worlds scene, word passed out that some of Korea's best teams were actually not there - Griffin and Damwon were repor
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Thank you for keeping his spirit alive. From your rookie season it was evident you were cut from the same cloth. His praise not only reassured your arrival but rejuvenated your ambition.
That performance last night along with tonight has me feeling a type of way similiar to when I watched him play. Without fear, without a doubt that you were the one that not only talked the talk, but walked the walk. And for that I respect you with all my heart. This has been one of the hardest weeks of my life, I can barely keep it together but knowing you are the rock that you are and a first class professional makes me think he would be proud.
Damian Lillard you are the spirit that carries on and you deserve all the praise you recieve.
-One day the sun left -Dismal. Wet. Despair. I felt -My shoes weep, and socks
-Winter is coming -What is winter, only rain? -I ponder in cs1301.
Thank you
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