Itβs also oddly satisfying
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Before I became a dad, I was terrified I wouldn't know how to be a good one. Oddly enough, it turns out, it's in my blood!!
I come from a long line of fathers...
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︎ May 15 2020
$52.95 is an oddly specific amount of money...
But $52.94 is an evenly specific amount of money
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︎ Mar 16 2019
This lady just walked up to me, asked if I remembered meeting her and oddly she commented on being a vegetarian.
I'm sure I never met herbivore.
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︎ May 30 2019
Is it just me or does oddly shaped fruit really get on your nerves?
Eh, maybe I'm just being pear-annoyed.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
That's an Oddly Shaped Pie
There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".
The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.
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︎ Mar 14 2017
I once knew a guy who drove me around places, and oddly enough he always kept 4 shoes in his car for emergencies.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Ordered Spam online. Oddly, the shipping details email showed up in my regular inbox.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
A chef on a ship invented the first ever floatation device used in case the ships ever sank. Oddly enough the floatation device was a barrel of root beer.
You see, he knew that rootbeer floats.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
Whilst discussing oddly spelt names...
Me: I saw the name Evelyn the other day, spelled E-I-B-L-E-A-N-N.
Mum: I always used to think the name Siobhan was pronounced See-Ob-Han too.
Dad: I knew a farmer once with a weird name, it was spelled E-I-E-I-O
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︎ Mar 16 2014
I hate it when people act oddly
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︎ Feb 28 2017
Bullets are real odd
They only do their job once theyβre fired
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Is infinity odd or even?
Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
My teenage daughter is really acting odd...
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︎ Feb 14 2021
You know whatβs odd?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?
Zero is even, but every other number is odd.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally canβt even
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)
Not what you're thinking.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
No Auto-Correct?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?
Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.
Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.
Iβve never been more proud.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
You know whatβs really odd?
Numbers not divisible by 2.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Why didnβt 4 ask out 5?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I hung around so long that I won the loitery.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
Because OMG they canβt even.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What did 2n+1 say to 2n?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My ex had gambling and anger issues...
When I broke up with her things got a little dicey.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I have an odd sense of humor.
Otherwise, it would be even.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My daughter told me she doesnβt like the Odyssey.
I told her: thatβs odd, I see.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Eleven has 'even' in it. How odd...
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︎ May 21 2020
Why do teenage girls always walk in odd numbers
Cuz they like canβt even
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why wasn't 50 odd?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What do you call an iguana who runs a casino?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Never tell me the odds!
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︎ May 05 2020
I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?β Smiling, I replied, βTiny!" My kid laughed and asked, βWhat an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?β
I explained, βBecause...heβs my newt!"
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Do you know what's odd?
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︎ May 03 2020
A beavers tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Yesterday I got in a fight with 1,3,5,7, and 9
The odds were not in my favor
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Seven has "even" in it
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Bullets are odd
They only do their job once they are fired
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Is infinity odd or even?
Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Yesterday I got in a fight with 1,3,5,7, and 9
The odds were not in my favor
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︎ Jan 09 2021
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