Nyquil Puns

A list of puns related to "Nyquil"

A truck full of NyQuil crashed on the highway this morning.

The cops are saying there will be no congestion for eight hours.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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I've been having trouble sleeping lately. It's a frustrating ordeal, but let me assure you...

I won't rest until I've chugged all the Nyquil in the house.

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👤︎ u/twent4
📅︎ Nov 01 2021
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What do you give a porcupine when he has the flu?

NyQuill

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Dad just got everyone at the family Christmas party

He's been sober for 9 years, and he's been sick lately. He was joking about the amount and frequency of Nyquil he's been taking.

Me: Gotta go to rehab for your Nyquil addiction now!

Him: Well, I gotta go to hab first.

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👤︎ u/ThatMetalPanda
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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